Caption Contest № 918

Study the cartoon. Write the funniest thing it could be saying. Submit by Friday at midnight, Eastern.

One entry per person, please.
Three finalists appear in next week's issue; readers vote on the winner.
The winning caption is published, credited, and taped to the office refrigerator in Tampa.

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