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Vol. I · No. 24 · The Weekly Issue · From Key West to the Panhandle

The Floridian

Reporting, fiction, criticism, poetry, and cartoons — from the peninsula

The Talk of the Beach · Dept. of Corrections

That Wasn't a Manatee, and We're Sorry

A quiet correction from the wildlife desk, filed under 'not our finest hour on the intracoastal.'

In last week's issue we published a photograph, taken from a rented pontoon boat outside New Smyrna, of what we described as a manatee surfacing near a channel marker. It has since been pointed out to us — by six readers, one marine biologist, and the manufacturer of the channel marker — that the object in the photograph is, in fact, the channel marker itself, viewed at an unusual angle.

We regret the error. We regret it especially because we spent two paragraphs meditating on the manatee's expression, which we described as 'contemplative,' 'grandmotherly,' and 'faintly disappointed.' The channel marker, we now understand, has no expression, and any perceived disappointment was our own.

The photographer, in her defense, notes that the sun was in her eyes. The editor who approved the caption notes that he was, at the time, on hold with a plumber. The manatee, wherever it is, has declined to comment.


Also in the talk of the beach

Dept. of Mitigation

The Hardening of Sandpiper Lane

In Naples, an octogenarian’s preparation for storm season becomes a lesson in architectural stoicism and administrative resistance.

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